I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T
NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.
Tumblr at some of it’s finest
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lol some people can be really funny sometimes http://bit.ly/19NaLMx
Quotes on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/15eMckL
ELECTRIC ♥ HEART — makes perfect sense on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/19LHTEz
what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
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My Kids Are Hilarious
- Oldest (10 years): Upon discovering his brother has deleted Sonic 1 from the Xbox *facepalm*
- Youngest (3 1/2 years): "Oldest high-fived himself."
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Christian friend sent me this saying they were the best boobs he has ever seen…
Christian friend sent me this saying they were the best boobs he has ever seen…
TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES
How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition
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nonsensical-ravings-of-a-writer:
You know how there’s a theory that no two people see a colour the exact same way.
Does that mean colour is like
a pigment of your imagination.
YOU FUCKING DIDN’T
Bitch they might have
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